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Post by Scorn on Aug 24, 2010 12:54:48 GMT -5
The Chaos gods decide to drop by for some tea. They compliment you on your hospitality and you have a generally good time all around. Even good 'ol Cthulhu pops by for some briskets before he has to go, and it regales you with tails of its madness, you and the gods laugh and laugh and laugh. But good times can't last forever and they get down to business.
"Steve" they say in voices beyond cosmic understanding. "Steve" (because they always call you Steve, it's their pet name for you after the "ceiling cat incident") "How would you like to be the emissary of chaos undivided on earth. Sure, you'd lose your mind to the vast cosmic power and what's left of earth when your done will be a wasteland of pure agony..but it'll be fun! So, what do you say?"
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Post by Jedi Matt on Aug 24, 2010 12:58:55 GMT -5
Hmm... What kind of power?
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Post by Scorn on Aug 24, 2010 13:03:41 GMT -5
The vast cosmic kind. More specifically you'd be given the power of a mid level daemon which in the context of present day earth is like being given a nuke to deal with the local wasp hive.
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Post by Jedi Matt on Aug 24, 2010 13:06:36 GMT -5
Than yes
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Gothicjedi666
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Post by Gothicjedi666 on Aug 24, 2010 17:26:16 GMT -5
Sorry my carrer takes up all my time
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Post by Jedi Matt on Aug 24, 2010 17:27:04 GMT -5
You could have a new career.
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Post by Gothicjedi666 on Aug 24, 2010 17:41:43 GMT -5
That was just a way of saying no without being rude
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Post by Jedi Matt on Aug 24, 2010 17:42:26 GMT -5
That was just a way of saying no without being rude The Chaos Gods can sense your rudeness.
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Post by Therider on Aug 24, 2010 20:39:43 GMT -5
Will the exploding hurt?
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Post by Scorn on Aug 24, 2010 23:42:20 GMT -5
It won't hurt YOU.
Everyone else on the other hand...
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Post by Red_Calibur9 on Aug 24, 2010 23:46:59 GMT -5
That's a very vague job description. But yeah, I'd use my new power against them and rule all.
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FallenSanity
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Post by FallenSanity on Aug 25, 2010 10:42:13 GMT -5
Yeah, why not.
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Post by Therider on Aug 25, 2010 12:40:09 GMT -5
Sure. Why not? I'll only destroy all of mankind.
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